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Top 10 Video Tribute To Salma Hayek's Awesome Boobs
Looking at Salma Hayek's boobs is like starring at one of those autostereogram posters. After a few minutes you become completely hypnotized and the next thing you know you're lying on a bus station bench with your pants down and your wallet is missing. Either that or you quietly leave work early so you can go home and fire off some knuckle children.
#10 Salma's Got Milk All Right - Never has a cow mooing sound effect been more appropriate.
#9 Conan Can't Stop Starring At Salma's Boobs - And neither can the cameraman. It's not their fault though. For christ's sake, look at those bazoombas!
#8 Selma Makes Some Lesbian Pie With Jeanne Tripplehorn - We're not really sure what that means, but who cares. Salma is making out with Jeanne Tripplehorn.
#7 Behind The Scenes With Salma - This is an extremely short clip, but it's totally worth it.
#6 Salma Releases Her Cleavage On Ugly Betty - There should be a two-hour movie that is just Salma Hayek's cleavage and one boob is in a relationship with the other. The boobs, of course, constantly fight with each other so they can jiggle around a lot. #5 Salma Is A Near-Sighted Stripper - Kevin Smith hasn't gotten a lot of things right in his career, but this is one of them.
#4 Selma's Famous Snake Dance Strip Tease - If you have a severe case of erecticle dysfunction, this should do the trick.
#3 Salma Goes Skinny Dipping - That means she gets really, really, really naked.
#2 Salma Gets Plowed In Ask The Dust - Our favorite part of this scene is when you see her boobs and they giggle around a lot. It's like pretty cool.
#1 Selma Shows Her Boobezos In Desperado - If you were lucky enough to buy stock in Kleenex right before this DVD came out, you became one rich ass bastard.
